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Neko

not really keepin it that real tbh.
queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

(Source: prrrk03)

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

aveaucado:

do you like my blog?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

(Source: taci-t)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

guys help me im so close to my next k

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seriously im so close 

prehistoric-birds:

thinkin about my followers

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so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band

(Source: korra)

how to pick up girls

seosangwont:

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foodchewer:

blogging at 50 mph (memes per hour)

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
mcchickened:

an very important hole

mcchickened:

an very important hole

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

(Source: zero1infinity)

legolandempires:

You get the best of both worlds

legolandempires:

You get the best of both worlds

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me